katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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dritim:

sluggys:

You wouldn’t download a goat. 

shut the fuck up i would absolutely download a goat

(Source: coachmcguirk, via piquic)

the day i smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home i own, i might just shed a tear cuz I’ll know i finally made it

(Source: bootyscientist, via spenceromg)

mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
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feat:

when someone claims to be a fan of a band when they have heard two of their songs

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